I was woken up by the sound of my girlfriend crying.

I said, “what’s wrong, baby?” She said, “you were talking in your sleep!” I said, “What did I say?” She said, “You said, ‘It’s over between us, you fat, greasy pig!’” I said, “no! No, baby!… listen… you got it all wrong, honey…. …I wasn’t sleeping!”

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