Monkey in a Bar.

A guy goes walking into a bar with a pet monkey on a leash. He sits down and orders a beer. After a while, he asks the bartender if he would watch his monkey while he went to the restroom. While the man was in the restroom, the monkey hopped off the stool, ran over to the pool table and swallowed the cue ball in one gulp. When the man returned, the bartender told him.” Sir you’re going to have to pay for that cue ball. The man felt around in his pockets and told the bartender “I’m sorry I only have enough money to pay for my beer right now but I’ll follow him around for a couple days and when he passes it I will clean it off and bring it back”. The bartender thought about it for a minute and decided that would be ok. A few days later the man returns with the monkey in tow, walks up to the bar and hands the bartender the cue ball and after many apologies he sits down and orders another beer. After a while the man asks the bartender to tend to his monkey again while he goes to the restroom. The bartender says “I dunno man, you remember what happened last time?” The man assured him there would be now issues and the bartender reluctantly says ok. While he’s gone the monkey is sitting calmly on the bar eating peanuts out of the bowl. The bartender notices the monkey is sticking the peanuts up his rear end then eats them. The man is shocked and decides to say something to the man when he returns from the restroom. A few moments later the man returns and the bartender tells him what he saw. The man replies “Yeah, it’s no big deal. He’s been doing it a couple days now”. The bar man replies “You really don’t think it odd what he’s doing?” The man replies “No and honestly I can’t blame him”. The barman exclaimed “WHY NOT?” The man replied “Honestly you can’t blame him because ever since he shit that cue ball he measures everything he eats”.