A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach

A beautiful woman walks over to him and says “awww you poor thing! I bet you’ve never been hugged before have you?” He replies: “well, no actually I haven’t!” She leans over and gives him a big hug. “I bet you’ve never been kissed before either, have you?” she asks. Once again he replies: “no, no I haven’t!” and she leans over and gives him a kiss. Finally, she asks: “have you ever been fucked?” He says “no, no I haven’t!!” And she says “well you are now, the tides coming in!!”