Need your advice

Grew up with very large ears and have always been conscious of them. Couldn’t afford to get Otoplasty so I signed up for an experimental procedure that involved growing a new pair of ears on my body which would replace the old ones with a much more affordable surgical “cut and stitch” procedure. I signed up, waived all claims, and received a vial with instructions on how to administer the drugs. The lead doctor made sure to warn me not to overdose on the drug. I tried speeding things up and decided to use 10 times the dose I was supposed to yesterday night. I woke up in a horror this morning, with ears covering every part of my body. I know this is the joke reddit and I shouldn’t be asking for advice here but I’d love advice/help/remedies from anyone who knows how I can fix this. I’m all ears.