Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him.
To be fair though, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
what happened to the pubic hair that was stuck on the inside of the toilet bowl?
They pissed it off.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD
Sorry for such dark humor lol
A man woke up sobbing
"The world is a cruel uncaring void!" he cried. "Pleasure is fleeting but pain is eternal! Hope is a mirage! What cruel God made this reality!?"
Next to him, his wife stirred.
"Oh honey...is it Monday already...?"
A woman was telling her friend, "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before he met you?", the friend asks.
The woman replied, "A multi - millionaire."
Roses are red, I wish you could see me
Why do they laugh when I pronounce meme?
A German soldier walks into a BAR…
He is immediately shredded by multiple rounds of .30-06
I went to see a black comedian the other night...
The crowd had a mixed reaction; Not everybody was a fan of dark humor.
President Biden
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks.
"Indeed, they are.", he was told.
"Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."