Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...Why should you put your phone in rice when it gets wet?
So that Asians get attracted to the rice and fix your phone for you
This is not my own joke
What’s the difference between /r jokes and Amy Schumer?
Not everything on /r jokes is a repost.
Why are white gangs the scariest in prisons?
Because they had a fair trial and still ended up there.
I went shopping the other day, found a talking light bulb.
He seem bright.
Have you ever heard of the deformed man who had 12 nipples surrounding his testicles? He had to keep a metal rod in his urethra to keep it from leaking milk.
Sounds nuts, dozen tit?
3 surgeons were arguing on the golf course about who makes the best patients.
The first one said he loved librarians to operate on. When you open them up, every part is in alphabitical order. The second doc said no, electricians are the best! Everything inside is color coded. The third doc said he had spent most of his career working in D C. That the absolute best surgical patients were polliticians. Their heads are interchangable with theirs asses and they have no internal organs as they are completely full of shit!
The lead actress in the local theatre production of the "Diary of Anne Frank" was so awful
That in the scene where the Nazi officer enters and shouts
" Where isth she ? "
"In the attic" shouted half of the audience
Bad doctor
This doctor was horrible.
Sense of hygiene was DISGUSTING.
He would keep all the thermometers and pens in his same from pocket.
A package arrived for him to sign for reached up for a pen to use and has only thermometers in his pocket.
Doctor say "damn that bum took my pen".