Things better not said - our best

How do you make a bogey dance?
Add another "O"

A horse entered a bra...
A horse entered a bar.. The bartender shooed him out.. Shooed *they* out for the new world people. .)

A con man, an asshole and a moron enter a bar
What can I get you Mr. Trump, asked the barman

What do you call a lip-synching goat?
Billi Vanilli.

Why did Mr. Miyagi kick Daniel out after he hit puberty?
He caught him wax on, wacks off

If your favorite character is rich AF, has a friend named Robin, wears luxurious suits and is very active at night...
Then he is not Bruce Wayne, he is Barney Stinson.

What do gamers call a quickie?
a Flash Bang.

My 8-year-old son got our maid pregnant.
The little bastard punctured my condoms.

What do you call a mad immigrant?
An immi-grunt!

My ex-wife still misses me
But her aim is starting to improve

Why are the countries that were colonized by England upset about that their stuff were looted/stolen?
They shouldn’t be. They have been being paid in exposure at the British Museum.

I walked in on my brother masturbating
He yelled "Close the damn door, and stop playing with yourself!"

Did you hear about that business tycoon who made a fortune selling young poultry?
Dude was a total chick magnate.