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... Jokes ...Pope and Bill Clinton die on the same day
Pope and Bill Clinton die on the same day. Due to a bureaucratic mistake, Pope goes to hell, Bill Clinton goes to heaven but they correct the mistake after a short time. On their way to opposite sides Bill Clinton and Pope run into each other and start a conversation. Pope talks about how much he wants to meet Virgin Mary and Bill Clinton goes
-You missed that chance by 10 minutes
What did Obi-wan say to Luke, when he saw him struggling with the chopsticks?
>!"Use the fork, Luke."!<
You know when you think about it chicken eggs have accomplished a very big feat
They can get laid without a cock
3 guys go hunting.
Three guys go hunting.. the first guy goes in the woods and comes back with a huge buck.
The other 2 guys ask wow how did you find such a big buck? The first guy says I just seen the tracks and followed them and found the buck.
So the second guy goes in. He comes back with an even bigger buck. The 3rd guy asks wow how did you find him?
Second guy says I just did what the first guy did and found tracks and followed them to the buck.
So the third go goes into the woods and he in there for a while . He comes back out all beat up with a broken leg.
The first 2 guys ask what happened
The third guy says ... well I did what you guys said and followed the tracks and then I got hit by the train.
Does liking Elton John make you gay?
Not at all! You might just enjoy a little pianist.
Sometimes, when Mother’s Day comes around, I feel bad for all those test tube babies
…who didn’t have a mother.
But then I remember they got a womb with a view.
BREAKING NEWS: Suicide rates down by 50% this year
Finally some good noose.
People who sell meat for a living are gross ..
But people who sell veg are grocer
Why do priests always go for little boys ?
Because they cant get nun
Rofl
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The bartender says, “What can I get you?”
And the rabbit says, “I don’t know. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”