Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...3 Men on a boat.. .
They have 4 cigarettes but no lighter. So they throw one cigarette away, and become 1 cigarette lighter.
What do you call a group of white people who are also furries?
Animal Crackers.
99.9% of people are idiots
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people
The results from yo mama’s health examine came back
Doctor said she’s so fat that they are going to have to classify her as a non-binary.
I just finished listening to a country album backwards.
I got my dog, my truck, and my wife back.
Ukraine took first place on the Eurovision, but what place did Russia take?
Donetsk, Luhansk, Herson, Mariupol, ...
Why was the coffee sad?
Why was the coffee sad?
Because it got mugged.
I still can’t believe they are still together after all that shit! Who you might ask?
My ass cheeks
Neurodiversity is all very well..
..but some folk can only afford secondhandrodiversity.
Johnny Depp brought in Shakira as his witness.
Everyone was perplexed when she started dancing provocatively as she was taking the stand. She single-handedly won the case for Depp. It was very clear, Shakira’s hips don’t lie.