Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...No one prepared me for how many times I would hear “guess what” as a parent.
And as a child of the 80s, EVERY SINGLE TIME I have to try not to answer “chicken butt”…
Russian workers decide what to do with salary.
Decided to throw coin: if heads - will spend salaries on prostitutes, if tails - will spend in bar, if coin will stay in edge - will spend half in bar and half at prostitutes and if coin will not fall - will give whole salaries to wifes. They threw coin and it was eaten by bird in midair.
Wikipedia and Google walk into a bar...
Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: I have everything
Internet was sitting closeby: Without me, you both are nothing
From the end of the bar crackled the voice of Electricity: Keep talking, bitches...
A semi-truck carrying Viagra crashed on the highway
Traffic is at a standstill.
"Remember the Aloma!"
This was the moment the soldiers began to suspect that Sam Houston had altheimers.
Ex-pope Benedikt XVI died to day, went to heaven an became an angel
Good on him to get his promotion!
The Dutch ate their prime minister in 1672
They had a good taste in politics
I like that U2 song
About the Revenue agent tracking bootleggers. “ I Haven’t Found The Still I’m Looking For.”
My doctor told me I should take Viagra.
- Can you get it over the counter?
Yeah, if I take two.