Things better not said - our best

Someone told me there was caffeine in chocolate
If that’s true, then why has my dog been asleep for so long, huh?

What do you say to a physically strong person who is always unsure about things?
You have a lot of "might".

A teacher asked the students a question about bombs, which left them stumped...
So, the teacher asked a new clear question.

When are they going to tell us the “sometimes” when” Y” is a vowel?
I thought by the end of first grade and then surely by the end of the second but I am entering my seventh decade and somehow missed it. Is it during a full moon, solar eclipse, every other Saturday or what?

My friend asked me what was Wonton spelled backwards.
I said Not now

I recently broke my fingers, but had to have my Brother sign the paperwork as well as me.
We now have joint custody.

How do you click
bait?

Well, that was embarrassing.
I forgot where I parked my car. Then my wife reminded me that I was shopping online.

Who can relate?
Me : tries to make my brain remember something Brain : forgets Also me : tries to forget something unimportant Brain : remembers Also also me : tries to trick my brain into thinking something is unimportant so it remembers Brain : still forgets

What do you call a guy who likes Chris Brown?
pussy

Why did Elon go from left to right
His left hand was tired with no ladies taking his horse offer

Why did the Uvalde cop cross the road?
to get away from the school. screw them.

We finally found a way for texans to agree to abortion.
You just have to perform it with a gun apparently. Then they’ll be defending it nonstop.