Things better not said - our best

What do gay horses eat?
They eat haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

I asked my friend to spell won ton backwards…
He said “not now”

I don’t do anything half a**ed
Except share a chair with someone

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off the cliff
Tequila

What do you call a robot crab that has fallen into disrepair?
A rustacean.

Stop washing your hair with shampoo!
Insist on REAL poo!

What candy do black guys always choose?
Cotton Candy

What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?
A pilot you fucking racist

How did we not know that Communism was bad from the start?
So many red flags.

What’s inside of a Christian’s bellybutton?
Bellybutton Lent

Why there are no more pirates in Kansas?
Because they all moved to Arkansas.

How can you tell if lesbians built your house?
There are no studs and its all tongue and groove panelling.

You know what the best part about being a ghost is?
I finally believe in myself!