Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...Some people ask the secret of my long marriage.
My wife and I take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
One Karen Said: GET OUT OF MY YARD
I said my yard my property
(its a dad joke)
Cosmetic surgery used to be a taboo subject...
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I like my sex the way I like my pickpocketing.
Nowhere near security cameras.
My wife said to me.
My wife said that I should get in touch with my feminine side.
So I crashed the car.
Then I ignored her all day for no reason.
Anyone else thought that a brothel was a soup kitchen?
I went in expecting beef or chicken,
I got fish!
Does anyone else find that cucumber makes them burp a lot?
Or am I just shoving mine up too far?
Let It Sink In
When other guys ask you how to fish.
When do I throw it?
I just cast it before my balls itch.
I was hoping after coronavirus....
... there would be no more monkey business.