Stuff you better not say at a Date 18/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Hey, can I sharpen my pencil with you?
I bought a new alarm clock today. Do you want to hear him ring in the morning?
Do you know how to make beautiful daughters? No? ask your mother
Hey, I`m lost. can i go to your place
Sorry, but which pick-up line would you respond to the most positively?
I`m new in town! Could you show me the way to your apartment?
I noticed that you noticed that I noticed you! In short: can I get your number?
Relationship Status: One of my houseplants is now called Wilson.
When I was young, singles were still made of vinyl and not out of desperation.
Every eleven minutes a single person falls in love with their cat.
Tip for singles: lights off, horror film on. And you don`t feel alone anymore.
Three words, twelve letters. Easy to say, hard to prove: "I`m Batman!"
I only tolerate pairs in the form of shoes.