Stuff you better not say at a Date 16/25
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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I`m not really a one-night guy, but I`d like to make an exception for you!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
May I put my USB stick in your USB port?
Well cuts, already taken?
I`m hungry, can I eat you?
Are your parents maybe architects? You are so damn well built!
I lost my keys, can I sleep with you?
I`m roadside assistance and I`d like to tow you tonight.
So many curves... and me without brakes!
Or my penis fulfills wishes: If you rub it vigorously, a genie comes out.
The TÜV called me: I absolutely have to test your horns.
I have such a dry mouth! Do you maybe have a wet tongue for me?
My dad is my best friend, I`m looking for someone like him.