A man goes to a psychiatrist with a banana sticking half way out of his ear
Obviously, the first thing the psychiatrist asks is, “What’s with the banana in your ear?” “Well,” the man replies, “I am petrified of rhinoceros and I believe that this keeps them away.” “But sir,” the psychiatrist replies, “there’s not a rhinoceros for around for thousands of miles!” “Exactly!” The man replies, gesturing at the banana.
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