An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their50th wedding anniversary.”You know,” she said, “We were probably sitting in the kitchen across fromeach other 50 years ago.”

“Yeah,” he said, “But we were probably naked.” "So let’s get naked now,” she suggested.So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each other. “You know,” she said smiling lovingly, “My nipples feel just as hot lookingat you today as they did 50 years ago.” He replied, “I’m sure they are – one is in your coffee and the otheris inyour oatmeal.”