A woman is giving birth to a baby girl

She is in the operating room with her husband by her side and the doctor delivering the baby. The know before that this child will be a girl, but there has been some animosity between the couple over what the baby will be called. After one more hard push, the baby comes out and the doctor cuts the cord and holds it up. He’s about to talk when the husband “My darling Emily is born”. The wife responds “We agreed we would never call her that”. The husband replies “I never said anything, and besides it’s only right given that it was my mothers name, and she passed only three months ago”. The wife enraged says “I don’t care if it’s the same name as your dead bitch of a mother, its a terrible name”. The husband is taken aback, as he never heard this opinion from his wife. “Oh so what do you want to call it” the husband replies. “Harper, after a character from your favourite book? Grow up!”. The doctor decides to get involved. “I don’t care what you name it” he says while holding the baby up by its leg. “As long as it gets a closed casket”