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A man was selling steamed pork in front of a school (Lame Joke)

A 5 year old customer commented: “This is the best food I’ve ever had” Confused why a simple pork is the best food this kid has eaten, the man replied: “Is that so? What’s your name little boy?” “Muhammad” (The man accidentally sold pork to a Muslim child. Pork is forbidden in Islamic religion.)

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