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Tyrone‘s first day at school

It’s Tyrone’s first day in the first grade. The teacher tells the students to say their ABCs. Tyrone comes back from school crying. Tyrone‘s mother asks, “What’s the problem?” Tyrone says, “All The little white kids in my class could say their ABCs but I can’t.” Tyrone‘s mother says, “It’s because you black and they white.” The next day the teacher tells the kids to count from 1 through 10. Tyrone comes back from school crying again. Tyrone‘s mother asks, “What’s the problem now?” Tyrone says, “All The little white kids can count but I can’t.” Tyrone‘s mother says, “It’s because you black and they white.” The next day Tyrone and the other kids are in the bathroom. Tyrone comes back from school smiling. Tyrone‘s mother asks, “Why are you so happy?” Tyrone says, “Today me and the little white kids were using the bathroom and my thing is the biggest one out of all. Is it because I’m black and they white?” Tyrone‘s mother says, “No, it’s because you 17 and they 6.”

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