The Pope falls ill with a rare fatal disease.

The best specialists from all over the world were silently called in for advice. After much debate and research, they determined that the only hope of saving the Pope's life was for him to have sexual relations with a woman. His advisers were notified, who in turn spoke confidentially to the pope. The Pope tells them that he needs a day to pray about it. The next day, the pope summons his advisers and has the room sealed. “My sons, after much prayerful consideration, I have an answer. I have decided that you will arrange this most unusual treatment in order to save my life, for the good of the Church, but on three conditions." "What are the conditions, Your Holiness?" “First, the woman you choose must be blind. Because when she sees that she's dating the Pope, she either gets a feeling of self-importance since she's the only woman who has ever slept with a Pope, or she may lose her faith in Pope holiness my position. She must be blind." "So it will be, what about the next condition?" “She must be deaf for the same reason. While trying to be a righteous man, I am a man and as such I am allowed to scream with delight throughout the act. She must not know that she is with the Pope, so "she must be deaf". "Very wise, it will happen. What is the third condition?” "Big Tits".