A traveling salesman stopped in the local bar of a small town …

There was a raucous crowd watching the game until the news came on. The salesman had had a few and was feeling a bit emboldened himself. When he saw the President’s face on the screen, he shouted, “The President is a horse’s ass!” The place went dead quiet and all eyes were upon him. “Oh, I didn’t realize this was Biden country,” he apologized. “It’s not!” said an angry man, “It’s *horse* country!”