Your mother is so fat

She was really depressed most of her life and died in her sleep at 50 of health problems after being a constant burden to her family. Her kids were following in her footsteps being overweight unattractive and heavily medicated, bullied mercilessly at school. Her husband isn’t nearly as fat but still depressed because he settled for a land whale because he can’t stand being alone, creeping on younger female coworkers to feel like he could trade up for a newer model, to no avail. He later committed suicide