Three roommates were getting ready to go on dates

The first guy says, “Boys, my date’s name is Kissy, so I’m at least getting to make out with her tonight!” The second guy says, “By that logic, I’m getting way more than that! My date’s name is Kitty, so I’m getting some pussy tonight!” They both laughed until they saw the third roommate with a panicked look in his eyes. “My date’s name is Peggy.”