The farmer and the bird
2 farmers were on other sides of one fence. 1 former shot down a bird and it landed on the other farmers side. The first farmer goes up to the second and says “this is my bird, I killed it so I should get it” the second farmer says “no it landed on my property it’s legally mine” the first farmer responds “I don’t want any trouble I just need that bird” so the second farmer says “ok we’re gonna settle this TEXAS STYLE” And so the first guy asks “what’s Texas style?” And the second guy responds “it’s where I come over to your side and kick you in the nuts, then you kick me in the nuts, and we keep on doing that till someone gives up or gets knocked out” so the first guy says “ok” and the second guy comes over and kicks him in the nuts and the first guy said “ouch, so I kick you in the nuts now?” And the second guy responds “nah you can keep the bird I just wanted to kick you in the nuts”
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