Wife: You only listen to half of what I say.
Husband: I have tinnitus. Half of what I hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE The other half is tinnitus note: she begrudgingly laughed at this one and we are still together.
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