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An African man, a Chinese man, and an American man are walking through a jungle,

where they were stopped by an evil spirit. The evil spirit told them to go into the jungle and bring back 10 of 1 kind of fruit. The Chinese man came first with 10 apples. The evil spirit told him to swallow all ten apples without chewing, choking, or making any sound. He managed to swallow the first Apple successfully but choked on the second one. Because he failed the spirit killed him and he went to heaven. The American man came next with blueberries and was told to do the same thing. He swallowed the first 9 berries but started laughing while swallowing the 10th, so he was killed and also went to heaven. When the American man got to heaven he met the Chinese man, and the Chinese man asked him why he started laughing when he was so close. Then the American man said: I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw the African man coming over with watermelons.

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