A cat was talking to itself about what it wanted for supper.

“That bird I had for breakfast wasn’t very filling - all feathers and no meat,” it said. “I think I’m in the mood for some rat. Yes, a nice plump rat would really hit the spot,” it drooled. As luck would have it, a huge rat walked by just at that moment. Must have been 4 pounds — practically a rodent of unusual size. The cat took one look and said, “On the other hand, I haven’t had salad in a while…”