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A Chinese man walks into an American currency exchange...

...and trades 1000 yuan for $150. Two weeks later, he goes back, and the same clerk gives him only $140. He asks, "Why did you give me less this time?" The clerk shrugs, and says, "Fluctuations". The man replies, "Well, fluck you Americans too!" and storms out

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