The difference between theoretically and actually.

On a bright and sunny morning, a man and his wife were having breakfast with thier teenage children. His son leans in and asks, “Hey dad, what’s the difference between theoretically and actually?” The Dad nodes pensively, and then turns to his daughter: “Sweetheart, would you have sex with a man for a million dollars?” The daughter takes a second to think and then uncertainly answers: “well I suppose so. A million dollars is life changing money. So yes, I guess I would.” “That’s fair” said the dad. He then leans to his son and asks: “what about you, my boy? Would you have sex with a woman for a million dollars?” The son happily replies: “of course! I get to get laid AND make a million bucks? It’s a no brainer.” Satisfied with his answer, the dad leans to his wife. “What about you, my love? If you weren’t married to me, would you have sex with a man for a million dollars?” His wife thinks for a second and says: “a million dollars is really a lot of money, so I think I would”. The dad again nodes and turns back to his son. “You see my boy, theoretically I am living with 3 millionaires, but actually I am living with 3 whores”.