Cold

A man woke up early and kissed his wife good morning and goodbye. He made a thermos of coffee and a thermos of hot soup as his car warmed up in the driveway. He packed his fishing gear and proceeded to drive out to the lake for some ice fishing. As he drove down the road he realized that his visibility was horrible. It was too dangerous so he turned around and went back home. Quietly he re-entered his house. He crept up the stairs and stripped down to his long johns. He slipped into bed and nestled beside his sleeping wife. Sleepily she said, “I didn’t expect you so soon.” He whispered in her ear, “It’s a frigging blizzard out there. It’s a mess.” His wife whispered back, “Yeah, can you believe my idiot husband is out there fishing right now?”