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(Rewording an old joke): Kanye, Elon, and Trump in a bar.......

Kanye, Elon, and Trump are sitting in a crowded bar when the three stand up and loudly exclaim: Kanye yells "When I die, I want all of you to pour a shot of Hennessy on my grave in my memory" Elon yells "When I die, I want all of you to pour a shot of whiskey on my grave in my memory" Trump yells "When I die, I want all of you to pour a Diet Coke on my grave in my memory" One drunk stands up and says "Sure we can do that! But do you mind if it passes through our kidneys first?"

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