An old farmer was selling his peaches door to door.

He knocked on a door, and a very pretty young lady dressed in an extremely sheer negligee answered. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?” She pulled the top of the negligee to one side, showing her breast, and asked, “Are they as firm as this?” He nodded his head and said, “Yes,” and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off while asking, “Are they nice and pink like this?” The farmer said, “Yes,” he replied as a tear ran down his other eye. Then lady then lifted the bottom of her negligee and asked, “And are they as fuzzy as this?” He again said, “Yes!” and broke down crying. The lady said “What in the world is wrong with you? Why are you crying?” Drying his eyes he said, “drought got my corn, flood got my cotton, and now I’m gonna get screwed out of my peaches!”