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A Pastor, an Imam and a Rabbi were being interviewed about their house of worship

As a final question they were asked how they use the donation received. The pastor says," I draw a big circle on the floor and throw the money up, what lands in the circle I keep, what lands out I use for the church". The imam says " I draw a line on the floor and throw the money up. What lands on my side of the line I keep, what lands on the other I use for the mosque". The rabbi says " my method is similar, I too throw the money in the air, what stays in the air I use for my place of worship, what lands on the ground I keep.

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