A poorly endowed man called Richard walks into a brothel, famous for it’s gay midgets…

He walks up to the reception and speaks to the lady behind the desk. “Morning, I’ve come to see one of your famous gay midgets” “Ofcourse! Go down the corridor and speak to the person behind the desk” said the lady. “Oh, and before you go, we aren’t taking cash or card payments today, only blowjobs” Richard nodded, and walked down the hall to the next desk. “Hello!” Said Richard, “I’ve come to see one of your famous gay midgets and I’ve just been informed you’re only taking payment in blowjobs” “Excellent sir, and yes” said the man behind the desk “go up the stairs and there is another desk, and ask for your payment to be made to Little Jeffrey, then we will let a gay midget know you are ready to see them” “Fantastic” said Richard, a bounce in his step. He walked upstairs and spoke to the old woman behind the desk. “Hello, my name is Richard and I’ve come to see one of your famous gay midgets and I’ve been told to do so, I need to give a blowjob to Little Jeffrey?” “Hello Richard” said the old woman “Little Jeffrey isn’t here today, but Tiny Peter will take your payment, he’s across the hall in the foyer” Frustrated at his lack of hot midget action, and running out of patience, Richard nodded curtly and walked to the foyer. “Hello Tiny Peter, my name is Richard, I understand that in order to have intercourse with a gay midget, I have to provide you with a blowjob?” “Hi Richard, sorry, I’m not Tiny Peter, I’m afraid he passed away. You can give one to Small Dominic” “Okay” said Richard, enraged and sex starved, and he walked across to the man he thought was Small Dominic. “Hello Small Dominic, my name is Richard, I have come to have sex with one of your world famous gay midgets and have been told to see Little Jeffrey, but he isn’t here, I’ve been told to see Tiny Peter, but he’s dead, and so I have come to see you…Small Dominic” “Sorry Richard, my name is Miniscule Douglas, Small Dominic has retired. You need…” “THAT’S IT!!!! I’VE HAD IT!!!” Richard looked to the sky and yelled “Who’s little dick does a little dicked Dick have to suck to suck a little dick around here?”