A husband and wife are having breakfast

The wife asks him: ‘Honey could you take a look at the bathroom door, it seems a little stuck’ ‘Do I look like a carpenter?’ ‘And the toilet is also clogged.. i’d take a look at that as well’ ‘Do I look like a plumber?’ ‘Oh and theres a tile loose on our kitchen floor’ ‘Do I look like a tiler?’ The next evening, the husband comes home from work. The wife tells him: ‘Honey everything’s been fixed! Mr Adams from across the street offered to help.’ ‘Oh, that’s nice. Did he ask anything in return?’ ‘Well I could choose. Bake him a pie or sleep with him’ The husband laughs and responds: ‘I hope you baked him a nice pie’ ‘Do I look like a baker?’