An English spy, a Scottish spy and an Irish spy are captured by the Nazis.

The Nazis ask if they have any last wishes The Irishman says "I want the Irish national anthem to be played before I die" The Scottish man says "I want the Irish anthem to be played on bagpipes before I die" The Englishman says "I wanna die first"

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An English spy, a Scottish spy and an Irish spy are captured by the Nazis.

The Nazis ask if they have any last wishes The Irishman says "I want the Irish national anthem to be played before I die" The Scottish man says "I want the Irish anthem to be played on bagpipes before I die" The Englishman says "I wanna die first"

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