A sailor arrives to a port city

He runs off to the closest brothel and begs the madam “Madam, I just spent the last two years at sea with men only around me, I must be with a woman, but I only have 5 dollars, is there someone I can get for 5$?” The Madam answers - “Well, 5$ is way too cheap for anything… but, there is this prostitute that died tonight, her body is still in the attic, you can do whatever you want to her for 5$” The sailor goes to the attic, and after about 20 minutes comes down. He lights up a cigarette and hands the 5$ to the Madam. She proceeds to ask - “How was it?” - “Well, it was great, but every time I pushed my dick inside, it looked like she had a runny nose” - “Oh, it’s no runny nose, she’s probably just filled up”