I have to ask you, do you consider yourself smart?

You see, the ancient Greeks believed that those who were barbaric and unintelligent were cursed with a massive schlong, because that way the blood wouldn’t get to their head. They also believed that small penises were evidence of great intelligence. So I ask you, do you consider yourself smart? As for me I will tell you, I am completely average and have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts.