A true story about nudity.

A few years back, I saw a job listing for a nude life model at a local art school. I was feeling happy with my body, so I applied just for fun. A few weeks later I got an email saying my application was rejected because I didn’t have the six months experience necessary for the job. (How the heck do you get experience as a nude life model?) Anyway, it turned out the job actually paid quite a lot of money and I had no idea! So in the end, the jokes on them, because I would have done it just for the exposure.