A Lawyer and an Honest Man
Bill and Phil were taking a stroll through a graveyard when they happened upon a tombstone with the epitaph, "Here lies a Lawyer and an Honest Man" Bill looked at Phil and said, "Times must have been tough back then, they were burying them two deep."
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