Daffynitions

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. Frisbeetarinisim (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. Pokemon (n.), A Jamaican proctologist.