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Rural farm joke

A Wife who lived in the country was out in her garden one evening. It had come to fall season and the wife had decided it was the time of year to harvest. In the garden was their young daughter, Debby, whom enjoyed learning the trades of her mother. Debby, fond of her mother’s talents and skill. The husband had just then come in from the fields having worked a deal of hard labor, the light buzz of whiskey on his breath, and approaches his Wife to see how well she is doing. “How are things out here, honey?” He entails with a grimace of contention. “Well” She responds, while looking tentatively at her batch of fresh Cucumbers in front of her. “Just trying to decide wether to dice them or to leave the cucumbers to dill whole. The husband, with a wry smile and a cunning joke responds “well, we can always work these sorts of happening out tonight. It just so happens I’ve kept an extra one from earlier today around just for the right time to dill whole. Wife, now blushing smirks at the husband. Just then Debby, watchful as she is, a bit confused. Confessed to her, “Mother, learning the trade as I am, I’d like a cucumber to dill whole myself later tonight.”

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