Another Joke from the Late Great Townes Van Zandt.
I used to be addicted to airplane glue. It got so bad that I overdosed on it four or five times and had to got the hospital. The doctor leaned over me, put a flashlight in my eyes and said, “Son, are you hooked on airplane glue?” And I said, “Nah man, I’m stuck.”
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