Damn brain... 2am. Had to pee. Get up, pee, lie down again.....
Brain: are we awake? Me no. Brain: Sure? Me, yes. Brain: Yes, are we awake? Me: No no no no no. Gotta sleep again! Brain: I'm feeling kinda awake right now. I fuck you. Brain: No no. Fuck you, I'm calling the colon.
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