A Sexy Girl in a Party Asked a Retired Army Colonel:When did you last have sex ?
Colonel:1955. She Said: That Was So Long Ago ! Wanna Have Some Now ? The Colonel Looked at His Watch: Sure, Why Not Its Only 2130 !!!
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