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Mickey and Minnie Mouse go to couples therapy

Mickey tells the therapist about Minnie’s behavior and says he wants a divorce. The therapist says “Just because she’s been acting a bit weird doesn’t mean you should get a divorce.” Mickey angrily responds “I didn’t say she was acting weird! I said she was fucking Goofy!”

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