*Cannibals preparing a soup*

Two missionaries were sitting in a large pot of water as several cannibals built a fire under the pot. Other cannibals were busy slicing potatoes, carrots and other vegetables an adding them into the pot with the two missionaries. The water started getting hotter and hotter the missionaries started to sweat. As the end grew closer for the two missionaries one of them began to laugh and laugh. The other one looked at him and said - “pardon my ignorance but would you tell me exactly what it is about our current situation you find amusing?” The first one answering back through his laughter said - “I just pissed and shat in the gravy”.