A Guy Goes Grocery Shopping
A guy goes grocery shopping & fills his cart with 1 Cucumber, 3 Carrots & a jar of Nutella. He heads to the checkout. The cashier looks at his items and says, “Oh. You must be single, huh?” “Yes actually I am. How’d you know?” replied the guy. “Because you’re fucking ugly.”
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