A man records his wedding night…

A man decides to audio record his wedding night and one year later on their anniversary, play it back to re-live the wonderful sounds his wife was making that night. So he played it back and she was saying “ah ah…that’s happiness”. He was moved to tears. He decided to share this special moment for his wife. She told him “you idiot, you have it on slow motion. I was saying, “ha ha, that’s a penis?”